You Ain't Qualified Elf As I Need...Konna Elf ni You wa Nai!; Aku Tidak Penah Menggunakan Elf Seperti ini!; I Have No Use for an Elf Like This!; I Have No Use for Elves Like These!; Konna Erufu ni You wa Nai!; You Ain't Qualified Elf As I Need...; こんなエルフに用はない!; 這樣的精靈才不要

In the world of Eluveitie, elves and dark elves have been warring since ancient times. The one thing that could tip the balance for either side is a half-elf child born from the nameless Earthling main character's seed. This is a tale of the drama and tragedy of the battle for one generic harem lead's baby batter.