Welcome, dear guest. Here at this mansion, our excellent 'maids' are on a massive sale today as always.
We come in all kindshumans, elves, beastfolk, dragonkin, and more.
From serving meals to helping with adventures, even handling 'jobs behind the scenes,' we super all-purpose, excellent ultra-maids can do it all.
Please, wont you consider purchasing us? ...No good? Oh come on, somehow, please!
Isnt there anyone out there willing to buy us?!
